jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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punk6743 0

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

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PYLrulz 17

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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zebralover23 14

Ow that would of hurt really bad if it landed on the foot though.

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Swiftly 0

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, but then I took as lady to the bed. ;)

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Termanator141 12

I used to be a cooker like you then i took a knife to te knee

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ArmoredDuckling 0

At least it wasn't an arrow.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Now you'll have to stop cooking and become a guard.

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james3458 3

then your cousins will be out fighting dragons, and you? guard duty.

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bizarre_ftw 21

But then you quit to peruse a career in dead Internet jokes? Oh you're doing so well for yourself *pats on back*

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