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By ohmygod - 17/07/2016 22:32 - United States - Garland

Today, I decided to take a bath as my roommates were out. After puttering around and getting undressed, I pulled back the bath curtain to find my roommate's friend passed out in it. My shriek definitely woke him up. Imagine being trapped, naked, in a locked room with a weird guy. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 18 July 2016 17:09

Imagine being wrenched from sleep with a stinking hangover, in a bath, in a strange house, locked in a room with a shrieking naked girl! I feel for you, but I can't imagine he had a much better time of it.

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 8:59

am I the only one that turns on the water before I get undressed? maybe I just watched too many horror movies

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 18 July 2016 17:09

Imagine being wrenched from sleep with a stinking hangover, in a bath, in a strange house, locked in a room with a shrieking naked girl! I feel for you, but I can't imagine he had a much better time of it.

RHCP24 11

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:21

pics, or it didn't happen.

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 8:59

am I the only one that turns on the water before I get undressed? maybe I just watched too many horror movies

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