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By thisismylifenow - 14/05/2016 16:23 - Denmark

Today I cleaned our whole house by myself, again, because a year ago I offered to do my husband's share that week because he was sick. I've been doing it solo pretty much every week since. FML

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:23

I do all the housework too and it's not even that bad, we are women and are programmed to do this, however it is nice when the husbands pitch it

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:23

I do all the housework too and it's not even that bad, we are women and are programmed to do this, however it is nice when the husbands pitch it

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Today, my husband and son haven’t spoken to each other in over a year. I’ve tried everything from bargaining, crying, and even screaming at them both, but they seem determined to hate each other. At this rate, our son will move out and we’ll never see him or our future grand babies. FML

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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Today, I received a Playboy magazine that I never ordered, and now my husband won't stop laughing at me or calling me a closet heterosexual. FML

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Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML

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