Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly... - FML

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:05

At least they weren't in the front yard.

TransitionCovert 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:04

Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:33

He was playing Monopoly not Hide The Bologna, idiot. Being naked with men is not gay. Get your head out of your ass.

Wolvy_fml 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:35

Why wasn't I invited?

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:38

That's awesome, ask if you can join. Nothing beats watching Deadliest Catch naked though..

hiloyesno104 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:44

Explain to me how that sucks?

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:46

What a stupid, pointless comment.. Men are naked together ALL the time.

raymaster1103 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:46

Lucky I want to see.

xxmel 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:49

No one else plays Monopoly naked ? Oh ..

btstig 11

Monday 16 January 2012 6:51

You're 17. You shouldn't be playing anything naked. Go study.

Phluid 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:52

Nothing beats the thrill of Naked Candy Land.

EyeCeYu 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:52

Did you ask to play? Sounds fun.

sheethapins 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:02

You're right, that's insane! Who plays monopoly naked without wearing a monocle and top hat? How absurd.

btstig 11

Monday 16 January 2012 6:52

Every time I read one of your comments. I do so with Stewie's voice in my head.

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