Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room....

By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 8:46

Hey, while he's there have him work for his stay- he can live there and you don't have to do laundry or dishes! It's a win-win situation!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:48

You know your house is messy when a hobo believes that theres no way someone would live in it.

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submynutz 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:02

thats racist

AnagenisisZagus 13

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:35

When a homeless person goes, "You live in this place? Holy shit! Get a broom you ******' animal." It just might be high time you cleaned up, man.

papasnbeer 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:14

Slumber party!!! I'll bring the popcorn.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:16

fix the place up.

tswiftbaby 15

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:24

At least he didn't take your bedroom! :) sounds like a reasonable man to me.

fmlrocks25 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:44

That means your house is crappy as hell put some work into it

chelseaaababyyy 17

Friday 10 February 2012 0:10

that would be strange. my friend once came home to a homeless man sitting on her couch watching t.v. and eating her mac & cheese. i would feel too bad to kick him out, though.