Love: Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy...

By 800z - 16/08/2011 06:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 15:56

There's your sign.

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:01

keep on biking! the nearer you get to spain the better the weather will become. now i'm in a romantic mood for the rest of the day. sigh.

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urbanbigfoot 20

Wednesday 26 August 2015 23:53

With that kind of stamina you should be able to give her a good romantic surprise when she gets home. A 2-3 hour long surprise.

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