Transportation: Today, I am so used to driving with my girlfriend in the car,... - FML

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By hahaItsthat1guy - 30/05/2016 02:56 - United States - Beech Grove

Today, I am so used to driving with my girlfriend in the car, I accidentally called my sister babe. FML

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TheBelt 19

Monday 30 May 2016 19:54

Laugh it off, I'm sure there is far more embarrassing things to come.

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:51

Laught it off and move on

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TheBelt 19

Monday 30 May 2016 19:54

Laugh it off, I'm sure there is far more embarrassing things to come.

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:51

Laught it off and move on

JairBear241 6

Wednesday 1 June 2016 21:40

Well that had to be awkward

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Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML

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Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML

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Today, while I was at work as a receptionist in a hotel in Spain, an entitled woman was pissed because her reservation didn't have breakfast included. I'd offered her three times the option to add it. She declined because she had to pay for it. She was pissed that she had to pay to include the breakfast in her reservation. FML

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Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

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Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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