By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 04:59 - United States

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML
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No no, iPeterPan is right. You should always divorce your wife at the first sign of 1) anything wrong, 2) her being funnier than you, and 3) her being smarter than you. That's why I'm on wife #14.

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unixdude 9

Step one: find young cooch on Craigslist Step two: bring cooch home, tied up Step three: profit (or divorce)

I thought it was quite funny to be honest. Was anyone else reminded of Carl's "rape van", from Workaholics?

gatorgirl2669 6

roflmao.... hell to the naw... you shoulda done what she asked you to so... smdh