Today at work, my Walmart coworker and I were at neighboring... - FML

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By Nomani - 26/09/2017 12:42 - United States - Shelbyville

Today at work, my Walmart coworker and I were at neighboring cash registers when I get a bald, flat-chested customer. So, my coworker helped me bag items. She looked at the customer and asked ‘would you like this in a bag, sir?’ Turns out the customer was a balding woman fighting breast cancer. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 29 September 2017 22:38

It's not like either of you could have known. Apologize, tell them that they're a tough person for fighting like they are, and move on.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 29 September 2017 22:38

It's not like either of you could have known. Apologize, tell them that they're a tough person for fighting like they are, and move on.

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