Today, at dinner with my parents, after election day, my father... - FML

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By KaiserViriatus - 03/02/2018 18:37 - Portugal

Today, at dinner with my parents, after election day, my father told me that I don't know anything about politics. I'm finishing a PhD in Political Science, been teaching at a college for the past 4 years and I'm a published author. FML

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:03

Technically, that doesn’t mean you know what you’re talking about. It just means you’re good at presenting information in a cogent and organised manner... That being said.. What do they know about it?

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manb91uk 22

Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:03

Technically, that doesn’t mean you know what you’re talking about. It just means you’re good at presenting information in a cogent and organised manner... That being said.. What do they know about it?

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