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By Anonymouse - 28/04/2016 07:07 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, as usual, I handle my pet rat. I let him climb on me, I don't mind the mild scratches as I was wearing a jumper. Turns out that scratches tend to show more on skin than I thought so when I wore a T-shirt, I was accused of being attacked by a lion by my mum. Now I can't visit my dad. FML

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Junkie_Razor 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:02

I wasn't aware of the lion problem in the south of England. Thanks for the heads up.

ayyy_bro 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:47

You can't visit your dad because of scratches? Odd...

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Junkie_Razor 20

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:02

I wasn't aware of the lion problem in the south of England. Thanks for the heads up.

elppa_fml 10

Friday 29 April 2016 0:02

I live in the same town as OP and can safely say I've been lucky enough to avoid lion attacks.

ayyy_bro 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:47

You can't visit your dad because of scratches? Odd...

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:10

Wow, your mother must have some interesting delusions regarding your father if she honestly believes you were attacked by a lion while in his care.

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