Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
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iHeartMuzik 0

Chill, He's Just Immitating Nicki Minaj...

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sugoine 12

And people wonder why I have an anti-breeding policy...

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narasjbhs 1

Teenagers will be teenagers. But your is seemingly out of control.. Grounding the little bastard but get him to toe in line

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IceCreamMage 17

This is probably the best thing I've read in awhile.

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X_Codes 11

Yeah, well, look at it this way: If he brings a girl over, you know what to do.

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hallow239 3

He did not sip his booze he chugged his booze

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noisebox 1

Pink cowboy boots? There's your first clue...

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LennyComa 39

If the Hangover doesn't teach him a lesson at least you know he'll survive college

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acetheone 8

i wonder where he's been. maybe a nice pink cowboy club, drinking? yes. straight? not likely. fyl op.

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