Today, an old coon at the grocery store berated me for having...

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Today, an old coon at the grocery store berated me for having so many tattoos, saying they were "a sign of the devil" and adding that no one would ever hire me because of them. I'm a tattoo artist and I own my own shop. FML

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 16 January 2018 16:57

Isn't 'coon' a derogatory term for a black person?

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 16 January 2018 16:57

Isn't 'coon' a derogatory term for a black person?

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Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML

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Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML

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Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML

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Today, after being tired of my husband acting like I’m invisible, giving more attention and affection to the dog than to me, and me going to spend a few nights at my sister’s house, he texted me, "You coming home to make dinner or what?" on the second day. It's now day 4 and he hasn’t said anything else since. FML

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