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By Seeyounarabish - 10/07/2016 18:38

Today, after Sunday mass, my sister points out a weird black mass underneath the lace of my dress. Perplexed, I looked down to inspect further and discover a wasp, under my boobs, attempting to build a nest. FML

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EwahWeeWah 21

Monday 11 July 2016 11:17

That's impressive to say the least. Pretty scary though, how did you remove it?

wobbly1 16

Monday 11 July 2016 13:33

Mama June?

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EwahWeeWah 21

Monday 11 July 2016 11:17

That's impressive to say the least. Pretty scary though, how did you remove it?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 11 July 2016 12:25

Douse it in gasoline & light it, no-doubt.

wobbly1 16

Monday 11 July 2016 13:33

Mama June?

missymaster 16

Monday 11 July 2016 19:14

There's no way something like that goes unnoticed. A stray hair falls from our heads and we freak out thinking there's a spider on our arm, there's no way a girl wouldn't notice a wasp inside her dress, let alone one in there long enough to start building a nest.

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 12 July 2016 4:59

Must've been a male wasp.

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