Health: Today, after having our shots, my brother asked me to do him...

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2016 16:19 - United States - Mckinney

Today, after having our shots, my brother asked me to do him a favor. Apparently, it was alright for a 22 year old man to have his younger sibling ask a nurse for a lollipop. FML

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Kingbenford 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:58

I legit thought you meant shots of like whiskey and I got so confused

Emma1562 35

Thursday 14 July 2016 0:18

I think that's adorable lol

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Kingbenford 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 3:58

I legit thought you meant shots of like whiskey and I got so confused

Emma1562 35

Thursday 14 July 2016 0:18

I think that's adorable lol

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