Today, after being sick with strep, pink eye, and then the flu...

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By sosoballsy - 03/02/2018 05:24

Today, after being sick with strep, pink eye, and then the flu within the past couple months, I woke up this morning only to discover I now have a skin infection. FML

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clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 20:56

ask the doctor about getting sick so often. Sometimes there is an underlying cause making your immunity low & getting you sick easily & often

Bloo2555 22

Monday 5 February 2018 4:22

Either you have extremely bad luck, or there's something that spreads illness near you often.

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Bloo2555 22

Monday 5 February 2018 4:22

Either you have extremely bad luck, or there's something that spreads illness near you often.

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 20:56

ask the doctor about getting sick so often. Sometimes there is an underlying cause making your immunity low & getting you sick easily & often

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