Love: Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a... - FML

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

Sounds like you won.

perdix 29

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:04

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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sabiancymbol 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:00

tell the truth, it was on purpose

beautifulbeats26 6

Friday 16 July 2010 20:54

dude my boyfriend has done that to me! he didnt break any fingers though haha

slimpickens 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:49

nice goin man now no pussy for u for a while haha

OreoLovesFez 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:55

Romantic...

OreoLovesFez 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:55

Romantic...

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:25

what a good way to make up

Late_night83 25

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:29

Excuses u beater.

mlgreco 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:12

guess that puts a exclimation mark on things.

audreyms 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:21

How could she punch him if her fingers were broken?

ryan1268 18

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:58

Smooth

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