Money, Capitalism and Miscellaneous: Thick as thieves

Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:47

You deserved that one hundred percent, you thieving bastard.

PhoenixLE 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:47

You're a moron. YDI.

Comments

DaemonDoC 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:45

oh well, they've pretty much said it all - stupid act, YDI

wallythedolly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:48

you should have left it like this "Today, I was at the mall shoplifting. I then realized that I'm a pathetic asshole. FML."

bedwarmer25 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:02

when you posted this fml, did you honestly think you wouldnt get all ydi's?!

_pk_ 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:03

"Today I was at the mall shoplifting...". Wrote like it was your weekly routine. What a loser

K4ofDoom 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:04

Did you actually expect to get sympathy for this? You're a fucktard.

turtlellama 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:06

OP and #133: Go. To. Hell. @147: EXACTLY. Thank you. :)

blinnk57 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:08

I've never actually left a comment on the internet before in my life, and I may never again, but this deserves one. You, sir, are a buffoon. YDI.

helen__fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:13

why would you even tell someone you shoplifted? ydi & your life sucks

fmlbaby_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:17

WOW! You are a ******* idiot! 100% deserved it! I cannot believe how stupid you are! Why would you ever post this on FML? Did you think someone would have sympathy for this?!