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Theater kid

By juliet - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:28

Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.

Sviiiden 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:20

Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!

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pancakesrock 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:02

What a bitch!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:59

She sucks.

swaftmasterj627 12

Wednesday 4 March 2015 20:05

You're an idiot

katluvr 22

Thursday 3 December 2015 5:41

Your teacher is not a nice person. I'm sorry.

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