The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 162 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 320 You deserved it 2 742
Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 883 You deserved it 40 821
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 944 You deserved it 17 310
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 193 You deserved it 355
Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 86 255 You deserved it 16 755
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 669 You deserved it 2 494
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!