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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30

    Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens.
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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    E. H. 14
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:50

    All of these are beautiful!

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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    Vkfan 28
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:39

    I want stevie to the next Olympic games

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    whatshername?! 39
    Thursday 27 April 2017 13:08

    Stevie and the last guy

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    ct5555 15
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:47

    trent

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    Talented73 54
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:48

    #Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    champlian 10
    Friday 5 May 2017 3:58

    #stevie

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