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The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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KyleCaster 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:58

The thing that you did wrong was cut a penis into your lawn with the lawn mower.

yourpathetic 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:58

Are you gay? Do do you like the ****? Its a guy, has to be, women dont do this type of stupid crap.

HelloStarshine 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:00

Nice display of your maturity in front of your family...

Ric3ball 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:01

HAHAHA. PWNED.

littlemisslee 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:06

That's some good karma ass-kicking!

klutzywriter 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:11

haha #30's a genius

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:11

Lol YDI. I bet you were fantasizing about how big you wanted your dick to be, so you mowed it in the grass.

JJehoich 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:23

If this is real, its hillllarious! You should take a pic and post it! Joseph Jehoich

Sessee 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:27

#1 fails pls.

lexxi_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:31

I'm going to marry #30. lol. haha, but this is either fake, or way immature. are you like ten?

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