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Today, my mother asked my live-in girlfriend if she's had any problems with me peeing the bed. I haven't wet the bed since I was seven and I'd hoped to take that secret to my grave. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

Chill out. If it hasn't happened for that many years, it shouldn't be an issue.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:25

But you haven't wet the bed since you were seven. So it's not really an issue.

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 7:05

most boys do it, its normal

Bubbles77777 11

Saturday 5 August 2017 4:02

Wow that was sucky

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Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

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Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML

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Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

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Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML

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Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML

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