Squirting the night away

svet - 22/02/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
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red_apples 0

Now you're scared of lemons.

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emmalemon 0

oooohhh that's fabulous.

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Gavinator1435 0

Dude - just find a schlong that tastes better!

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happa4sho 0

what if she dont want da load in her mouth i agree w/86

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onluckiest 0

why would you suck on a lemon instead of using mouthwash or brushing your teeth..?

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Meta_fml 0

I agree with 88 and 93. Condoms taste pretty awful and decrease the guy's sensitivity. And brushing your teeth is the best way to get the taste out.

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Sterling 0

Lemons sense fear....they know when to attack o.O

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linzhart333 8

hint: if you keep it IN YOUR MOUTH, it won't squirt you in the eye. the ******* or the lemon. spitters are quitters.

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