Rammed

By StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

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auest 15

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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HitmanKillsYou 13

reply with the "thats what good pussy sounds like" voice. lol

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pixierara 28

Well, goats also urinate into their mouths during heat so watch out.

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higgysaurus 18

How does this occur in your head as a good idea?

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PANDORUM89 21

Tell him if he really wanted to be a male goat he would grow a beard and then pee on it.

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dakotaabriannee 14

Although I find this very humorous, I too would get annoyed if my boyfriend did this to me all the time, ha!

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Badkarma4u 17

Start calling him "Cabron".

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Brandon1000 10

They also piss all over themselves. Be lucky he isn't doing that

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