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not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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Karel - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML

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ostensibly 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Your friends suck.

I_love_edward3 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:28

your friends are reeaaaaaaalyy bad. you need some new ones who aren't assholes:]

Silver_Eyes 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:27

And you call them friends?! Wow.

carodancer77 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:34

GET NEW FRIENDS!

lolzforfun228 3

Monday 15 June 2009 22:43

invite the people somewhere, then you and a few other people trip them and stab them in the feet with beer bottles. payback is a bitch!

rallets 22

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:34

that always pisses me off..why wear heels if youre just gonna take them off? what if you have fungus or it smells or something? wont somebody please think of the children?!?!

Ponchan 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:58

Yeah, that sucks. Also, you need new friends. Also, to 98, the answer: to look good. That's the only reason -I- wear heels at least. They're painful and torture to wear, but they look good with dresses so. Also, you ever hear of Homecoming? You might not have been in school long enough to forget, but every girl takes off her heels. You ever try dancing in heels? Not fun. Also, if "not-so-happy-feet" had a fungus, I don't think she would've been wearing heels since she knew she was going to take them off. Also, read previous posts before you make a fool of yourself asking stupid questions. #92's already answered this question.

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Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:58

It was silly of you to wear heels that you couldn't dance in, because dancing barefoot is an accident waiting to happen (broken glass, feet getting stepped on, etc.). That being said, your friends are assholes for not helping you out. lolz at 89.