Animals: Oh no…

Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 707

You deserved it 41 789

Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 727

You deserved it 5 753

By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 202

You deserved it 5 610

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 6 446

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 095

You deserved it 2 622

By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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You deserved it 425

By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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You deserved it 4 450

Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

datechnerd 21

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:06

Wabbit season

lat1404 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:08

Did they just keep the rabbit loose in their garden? How did your dog get it?

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keeks46 12

Tuesday 29 April 2014 20:15

Buy the girl a new rabbit?

mclovin22897 15

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:16

Buy her another bunny that looks identical and hope she doesn't find out the tradegy of her dear pet bunny.

titoski 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 19:18

never speak of this to anyone

blackcatgirl46 21

Monday 5 May 2014 12:46

Uh Oh! : (

ibanghellokitty 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:42

Don't tell the neighbour. Pray to god that they didn't find out...

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:23

Keep your damn dog in your yard!

miriamfrank 22

Monday 14 September 2015 4:58

Sometimes it's better to not say anything..

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 21 December 2025 16:41

Aww… he brought home dinner!

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Today, I was really excited because the guy I was seeing invited me over for sex. His house was messy, but I looked past that. The final straw was he wouldn’t make his dog get off the bed so we could get it on. He actually got offended and told me to leave because, “What? She’s just lying there.” FML

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Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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Today, my kid shot a Nerf dart at our TV and broke the LCD screen. We have at least 11 days of coronavirus quarantine left and no TV. I don’t think we’ll make it without killing each other. FML

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That little tiger has some serious attitude. Relatable.

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Today, I went to work 8:30 am. Human stayed home. Got home at 5pm. Human is working on his music at home. It is 7:11 pm and Human is still on his computer working on the same song, on replay. FML

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You deserved it 397

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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Oh no…

Same thing different taste

Underwhelming

Who's a good boy? Not you.

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