Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 634 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 344 You deserved it 40 897
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML I agree, your life sucks 69 195 You deserved it 23 140
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML I agree, your life sucks 49 666 You deserved it 3 878
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 946 You deserved it 43 288
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML I agree, your life sucks 50 851 You deserved it 6 153
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 679 You deserved it 293
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!