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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:13

An "animal" "silently burrowed"? This story is too strange.

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Wednesday 21 December 2022 14:49

we need to know what kind of animal? Was it a pet, or is your bird living outside?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2022 13:13

An "animal" "silently burrowed"? This story is too strange.

Alan 56

Wednesday 21 December 2022 16:49

I know, right? Even I want to know more, and it's why I put creepypasta in the title because… WTF?

Shzusuziq11 11

Wednesday 21 December 2022 14:49

we need to know what kind of animal? Was it a pet, or is your bird living outside?

Chazzster 29

Wednesday 21 December 2022 20:36

I’m guessing the bird was a chicken.

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