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Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

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sexychickxoxoxo 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 8:18

Good luck explaining that to ur teacher

Coffeebang 17

Friday 3 February 2012 11:10

poopshreds 10

Wednesday 5 December 2012 19:55

it's not like yorkies are even big enough to puke that much, imagine a real dog puking...

xninix_fml 36

Tuesday 30 December 2014 6:20

Yorkies are my favorite breed :)

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