Today, my husband's grandmother offered me a cinnamon roll. I'm...

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By colonelchaos92 - 24/11/2018 07:04

Today, my husband's grandmother offered me a cinnamon roll. I'm deathly allergic to cinnamon can't be in the same room. She then offered him one... I think she may be trying to kill me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 16:49

Or she could be senile. If she wanted you dead, why would she offer you a cinnamon roll outright, instead of hiding the cinnamon in something else?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 16:49

Or she could be senile. If she wanted you dead, why would she offer you a cinnamon roll outright, instead of hiding the cinnamon in something else?

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