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Kind heart, lonely soul

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 22:00

Today, I went to the city centre to intentionally smoke near homeless people so they'd ask me for a cigarette or two. In the last 2 years, this is the closest I could get to having a social life. FML

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Cynical_1 26

Sunday 19 March 2017 0:37

Why don't you join a support group for people trying to quit smoking? You can drop the nasty habit and meet people at the same time. It's a twofer.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 18 March 2017 22:24

This is what happens when somebody tells you about Tinder via the telephone game. "Tinder to meet random people." "I dunno, it had something to do with burning and no-home people." "What? Smoking and homeless people?"

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hockjock 10

Thursday 13 April 2017 0:03

sad...

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Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML

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Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

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Today, waiting in the deli line at the store, a woman stood directly next to me. I panicked and tried to move back to get a 6-foot distance, but in my panic I didn’t realize there was a stand behind me. I almost fell over, so I gasped super loud. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. FML

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Today, on our anniversary, my fiancé left me. I now spent a couple hundred dollars on a hotel room and wine to cry myself to sleep, alone. FML

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Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML

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