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I love my family

By unloved - 01/10/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, during an argument with my daughter, she screamed, "Everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration, where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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iFellytone 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:09

Why is your daughter talking to you like that?

Darling_Cherry 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:26

Cats don't lie.

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fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 13:24

My dog is the same way.

the_rad_brad47 18

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:55

It might be a little late to whip her with out child abusement but you should have harsher punishments

marthamydear23 9

Friday 25 August 2017 15:07

I'm not buying this. only a really sick cat would do that.

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