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I hate dancing

By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 2 March 2025 12:47

Good thing you wore your good silk boxer shorts, and not your ratty Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts.

bidet 9

Monday 3 March 2025 5:12

Should've gone commando.

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Yudith 25

Sunday 2 March 2025 12:47

Good thing you wore your good silk boxer shorts, and not your ratty Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts.

bidet 9

Monday 3 March 2025 5:12

Should've gone commando.

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