Today, I woke up on time, but closed my eyes for two more minutes....

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By Lia Ninjin - 05/10/2018 21:18

Today, I woke up on time, but closed my eyes for two more minutes. I woke up 3 hours later. I had missed a lecture and it was my second day at Uni. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:05

Only day two? That means you can get away with faking an illness, and they won't have known you for long enough to be suspicious.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:05

Only day two? That means you can get away with faking an illness, and they won't have known you for long enough to be suspicious.

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