Love, Cheating and Sexting: Hit the road Jack - FML

Hit the road Jack

By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

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emmalou 19

Tuesday 5 March 2024 21:51

stay strong, keep walking

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 3 March 2024 10:08

Charge him with assault (from him grabbing your feet), and get a restraining order. He can't be trusted to restrain himself around you.

emmalou 19

Tuesday 5 March 2024 21:51

stay strong, keep walking

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