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By ChePow - 20/08/2011 18:26 - Canada

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:18 - Canada

Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML

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Kayokku 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:46

That's the best kind of $50.

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:49

lesbians exist.

Comments

starburst7596 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:28

heh heh small bills.

theboss_ishere 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:39

And you're complaining why?

nekrodoll 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:42

omg its not the end of the world strippers are ppl 2 lol

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:58

is the op a guy o chik??! lol

Petal23 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 11:29

How is this a bad thing? You are LUCKY!

Chigagigaroo 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 11:37

How did you know they were a stripper?

baden18830 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 11:46

how's that a fml?

Deverz 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:49

that's hot

Demonyx 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:39

If you find the right person you can sell them for at least double

takemewithy0u 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 13:51

Cry me a ******* river.

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