Love, Proposal and Relatable: God laughs

God laughs

By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 29 June 2022 6:29

You dodged a bullet I recommend moving on

poopface82 23

Wednesday 29 June 2022 14:08

Do what I did when my wife left me for some ******** - upgrade, baby.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 4:44

How dare she! You've got seniority! I hope you got a nice severance package.

AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 29 June 2022 6:29

You dodged a bullet I recommend moving on

poopface82 23

Wednesday 29 June 2022 14:08

Do what I did when my wife left me for some ******** - upgrade, baby.

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