Freudian slip

By stupid me - 28/10/2020 06:02 - Israel

Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 October 2020 6:19

Hey, now he knows he's got options.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 28 October 2020 13:40

Maybe it's time to stop hugging your sister's husband... before hugging turns into him accidentally "slipping" into you one day...

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 October 2020 6:19

Hey, now he knows he's got options.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 28 October 2020 13:40

Maybe it's time to stop hugging your sister's husband... before hugging turns into him accidentally "slipping" into you one day...

TeacherTeem 21

Saturday 31 October 2020 15:24

THIS ! This is what FML was created for !

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