Today, I found out that someone else broke up my first bf and...

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2018 14:06

Today, I found out that someone else broke up my first bf and I. Neither of us wanted to break up but someone else came up to us both and said that the other couldn't do it anymore and didn't want to speak the the other. FML

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clair_brodie 35

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:34

If neither one of you wanted to break up and you did't at least try to talk to each other for an explanation then YDI.

interesting33 36

Saturday 1 December 2018 9:52

This sounds like a sitcom.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 1 December 2018 0:42

So can you rectify it, or not?

clair_brodie 35

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:34

If neither one of you wanted to break up and you did't at least try to talk to each other for an explanation then YDI.

interesting33 36

Saturday 1 December 2018 9:52

This sounds like a sitcom.

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