FML's Showdown #13 By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. I agree, your life sucks 622 You deserved it 187 Share Tweet Share
Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 115
Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 634 You deserved it 158 184
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML I agree, your life sucks 280 You deserved it 112
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 486 You deserved it 410
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 819 You deserved it 222
Today, to save money, my wife decided, among other things, to make her own butter. It required cream bought fresh from a nearby farm and a lot of hand churning. I worked it out: by the time all the cream became butter, it was 4 times more expensive than Asda butter, expires faster, and tastes worse FML I agree, your life sucks 469 You deserved it 109
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