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smbcolorado - 04/02/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

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Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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Invisible - 15/06/2017 22:00

Today, I realized how little my husband, son and I mean to my in-laws. We were somehow left off the distribution list for my sister-in-law's birthday party. I even texted her to wish her well. It wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the fifth consecutive family event we were left out of. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2024 11:00

Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML

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LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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Anonymous - - Australia - Richmond

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

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Username - 12/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 5 February 2011 1:39

Now everyone in the family knows what a total bitch she is.

shazza91 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 1:46

your response should have been something along the lines of: well at least this dumb bitch is smart enough to know how to send an email!! now that we know you'll most definately be attending as you won't be out of town.. see you there! I would then also maybe show her how well laxatives work in her drink...

smexymules 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 6:36

Just don't invite her to any other parties for your kids and don't be nice to her. If she says your a bitch then be a bitch to show her to stop bad talking people. Anyways FYL.

smexymules 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 6:38

Your a genius! I wish I was as smart as you. :) lol

ahhitsjessi88 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 6:41

i agree .

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:19

a lot of email apps default to reply all if there are multiple recipients of the original. the bitch is still a dumb cow but it was probably not intentional.

ddawgg5523 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:42

maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch!

Alanah101 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:54

That's horrible! Time to have a chat with aunt Thelma. ;)

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:02

I would reply to her email POLITELY saying: Thanks for the heads up Aunt . We will certainly miss your presence for your great-niece's birthday, as well as all future occasions. Subtle, but to the point. :)

zombiegurl101 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:03

Don't let one aunt get you down... if the rest of his family loves or likes you then don't worry about the one cranky old bitch. It is not worth the effort.

NYBellz 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:05

Hun I'm sure she could of told her husband at home ... I think she just wanted you to see that... tell her I know economy is bad but u dont have to use me as excuse to miss all family events this year... screw her one less person u have to cook for