Dick joke
By awilson - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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"...My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman..."
Damn... can't resist anymore! I love this! I'm always awaiting for you to find the one!!!!! Thank you
=o !
The one what? :O
LYRICS!
MMK! DONT YELL AT ME! IM AN EMOTIONAL PERSON AND YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY!!!!!!!
And thank ya! first time ive been complimented by a moderator
so you're an emo? awwwwwwwww I'll be quiet then!
An no, im not an emo :P Cantcha tell by the country music i post?
I sure can!
hothotheat_
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YES!
I NOMinate you as the best. commenter. ever.
******* love that song.
Nice
LoLz maybe you could prove it ;)
Idiot
I wouldn't "eat M&M's on a chair" because a lot of people's asses have been there. The brown ones don't leave the factory fart-flavored, it just gets picked up from the upholstery. And about the one you dropped: you probably were probing for it just a little too long ;)
Because eating M&M's on the bed is a bit more suitable? You have no clue who had sex/jacked off there xP
I think the OP would eat M&M's out of a toilet. He loses one and he starts to yell at it? Maybe if you drop a whole Twix bar out of the two-pack and can't find it, you can yell at it, but an M&M is so small, you just have to "let it go."
jajajajajaj!!!!
iice_ee
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that is hillarious! What happened? She say anything.. U shudve got up and showed the m& m to her..
iice_ee
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Darn I want m&m's now :/
same(:
Not many FML's make me LOL... this one certainly did! That's GOLD!
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xxbrokenworld1xx
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wat a ******* fail! XD lol.
I hope she didn't think you were talking about your little brother.
Epic M&M fail, but it would be even funnier if you actually had a small dick.
skyttlz
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haha ya
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LMFAO! That happened to me before
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P