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Cool your boots, lady

thebigpeezy - 27/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at Jiffy Lube, a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says, "Sicko." FML

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Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Easy mistake

Anonymous - 26/03/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

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UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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None of my business

proud cashier - 08/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, a man walked through my line with a XL bottle of lotion and many boxes of tissues. As I was ringing him up, the customer broke the silence by saying, "Yeah my son won't stop using the cooking oil for his 'personal time'", finger-air-quotes and all. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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Awww, thanks sweetie

Anonymous - 08/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 1:51

I guess I can understand her reaction, though I would expect an apology from her, had you explained the situation..

nuked 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:54

#2, Please learn to spell or at least some simple grammar..

butter_flew 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 3:54

that sucks man his mom shouldn't act that way, she didn't even ask.

rafaelaugusto94 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 3:56

the sicko... the kid... you...a moron for not explaining her what happened!

that_funny_girl 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:03

#12 I did that all the time!! lol

briana83 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:06

stranger danger!

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Thursday 28 May 2009 4:09

@3, 23 and 31, homosexuals and pedophiles are not on the same level. The difference is consent. A homosexual can consent to sex, a child cannot, so there is some difference there. That being said, as long as they don't act on their impulses, and no one has to know about them, then that might be a bit... iffy, but they can't control it. And since they can suppress it and no one knows about it, then they're not going to be discriminated against because no one thinks they're a pedophile.

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Thursday 28 May 2009 4:11

Maybe it wasn't an accident and he a very young pedophile who targets adult... Or better yet, he was coming on to you!

tko 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:15

wow #3...eww

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Thursday 28 May 2009 4:19

gah. seriously, people like that need to have their ability to procreate removed violently and without anesthesia. and then kicked in the face for good measure. If she was any kind of responsible parent, she'd've been watching the kid and noted he initiated the contact and probably also noticed that he realized you weren't who he thought you were. Epic fail.