Love, Gross and Awkward: Collector's delight

Collector's delight

By what is wrong with people - 18/09/2025 09:00

Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML

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Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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Friday 19 September 2025 1:04

He’s proud they can tickle his pebble sized brain from where his pedro stache grows

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scorpz 11

Thursday 18 September 2025 12:49

To be fair they can grow really long.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 19 September 2025 1:04

He’s proud they can tickle his pebble sized brain from where his pedro stache grows

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