Animals and Relatable: Classifieds

Classifieds

By Anonymous - 18/08/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, my online ad was deleted for being in the wrong category. I'm looking for a good home for two old horses, so I'd put the ad in the category “Horses”. Maybe I should try again under “Lawn Mowers”? FML

agreeclassic 623

vote type 1 70

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Username - 13/02/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

agreeclassic 13 693

vote type 1 31 113

I'm late… for business!

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 17:01 - Australia - Crows Nest

Today, the magazine that had my ad in it came out. There’s never been an ad for my niche before. But there was a bigger, better ad for exactly the same thing before mine. Yet another failed business idea for me. FML

agreeclassic 883

vote type 1 101

By Noname - 29/01/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

agreeclassic 30 025

vote type 1 2 216

By Anonymous - 23/08/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

agreeclassic 27 358

vote type 1 8 650

Housemates from hell

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 13:58

Today, my housemate saw some stuff in the barn, thought I surely wouldn’t be using it, so he stacked lots of lawn furniture on top. The “stuff” in question? Bales of hay. As in, daily food for my horses. FML

agreeclassic 960

vote type 1 101

By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

agreeclassic 49 778

vote type 1 4 166

By synyster505 - 19/12/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

agreeclassic 13 899

vote type 1 36 620

By Nohouseforme - 07/10/2016 05:38 - United States - Tempe

Today, I was house-hunting online. I was becoming increasingly discouraged and began to look for mini-houses in absurd desperation. I noticed the Google sidebar advertising a cute mini house within my budget. Excited, I clicked on the ad - only to discover it was an ad for a child's playhouse. FML

agreeclassic 11 551

vote type 1 1 479

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

agreeclassic 27 947

vote type 1 8 688

By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

agreeclassic 6 132

vote type 1 42 646

Yudith 25

Saturday 19 August 2023 17:03

Seeing how old horses have worn-out teeth, you'd be better to list them under "lawn ornaments".

aweman1826 5

Wednesday 23 August 2023 8:14

Are you sure the category wasn’t “hoses”??

Comments

Yudith 25

Saturday 19 August 2023 17:03

Seeing how old horses have worn-out teeth, you'd be better to list them under "lawn ornaments".

aweman1826 5

Wednesday 23 August 2023 8:14

Are you sure the category wasn’t “hoses”??

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

agreeclassic 44 260

vote type 1 3 243

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

agreeclassic 39 961

vote type 1 5 180

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

agreeclassic 39 168

vote type 1 4 267

Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML

agreeclassic 22 967

vote type 1 1 594

Today, I found out that no matter how careful you are during this pandemic, wearing a mask, washing hands, and social distancing, you can still get COVID. FML

agreeclassic 1 084

vote type 1 283

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

agreeclassic 11 993

vote type 1 46 145

Classifieds

Similar FMLs

I'm late… for business!

Housemates from hell

TOP COMMENTS

Comments