Love and Pranks: Classic

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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Saturday 22 October 2022 2:16

Maybe she confused you for the guy she's actually cheating with?

Chazzster 29

Saturday 22 October 2022 4:24

Its very good thing that wife was laughing and not angry. If it was a “prank” it’s annoying and harmless. If wife was testing to see if you were cheating, you failed the test.

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