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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 23:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, a sewer main broke just outside of where I work. It smells like a latrine here but we are not allowed to close down, and the county won't do anything about it for two weeks. The only upside is that I'm not dealing with many customers, but having to smell the entire city's feces is way worse. FML

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Wednesday 10 April 2024 4:41

if in U.S. then you may want to consult with OSHA if the smell causes any headaches or other issues.

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core01 30

Wednesday 10 April 2024 4:41

if in U.S. then you may want to consult with OSHA if the smell causes any headaches or other issues.

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