Health and Technology: Butterfingers

Butterfingers

By heeeeeyitsbrittney - 09/05/2019 08:00

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 9 May 2019 8:59

Nope, all ya did was the same thing we all do at least once in your life, hurt ourselves with something we didn't think could hurt ya 😏 so guess what your only human😎

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 9 May 2019 8:59

Nope, all ya did was the same thing we all do at least once in your life, hurt ourselves with something we didn't think could hurt ya 😏 so guess what your only human😎