Poopoo peepee and Health: Butterfingers - FML

Butterfingers

By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

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Buggi_fml 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:45

You did

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:49

Urine trouble now.

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penguinluv123_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:27

Which, essentially, you did.

jarrettd 27

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:36

well literaly you did ha

Super_Salo 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:43

Technically you did

Splayd 10

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:21

Does it really matter whether or not the pee came from inside your pants or outside your pants? You still have pee. On your pants. That's the only thing that matters.

music87 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:32

You indirectly pissed your pants. That takes major talent. :)

zycrone 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:59

you did piss yourself, just not in the traditional sense. Even got it on your crotch...

lenor_fml 7

Friday 27 July 2012 7:32

Probably smells like you did too...

alexlovescandy 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 18:53

And smells like it to. :]

laylay33 6

Monday 19 November 2012 20:18

And smells^^^

whatafuckup 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:32

technically u did pee urself :p

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