Beliefs

By Martina - 10/02/2026 03:00

Today, I’m pregnant with my boyfriend’s baby. He’s been saying he’s gonna leave his wife for the past 10 months, but there’s constant hemming and hawing. He wants me to get rid of the baby because, “I’ve already raised my own child for 19 years, I don’t got time for this.” I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice guy

By Catherine - 13/05/2021 11:01

Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML

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You deserved it 414

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 833

Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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You deserved it 812

I know him so weeeeell…

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 05:00

Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 774

Thanks Texas

By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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You deserved it 906

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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Worst plan ever

By UGHWHaY - 08/08/2023 00:02

Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML

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smoochmysnoot 5

Tuesday 10 February 2026 3:41

You don’t believe in abortion, but you DO believe in ******* someone else’s husband? Interesting morals you have.. Anyway, YDI.

angus 16

Tuesday 10 February 2026 4:06

Interesting time to develop a conscience post adultery😂 last time I checked adultery was on that list of “thou shalt not’s”in the goat herder’s guide to the galaxy, but no mention of abortion🤔

Comments

smoochmysnoot 5

Tuesday 10 February 2026 3:41

You don’t believe in abortion, but you DO believe in ******* someone else’s husband? Interesting morals you have.. Anyway, YDI.

eellik 11

Wednesday 11 February 2026 0:12

While both are wrong, there's still a huge difference between them in catholic understanding.

jlc82 11

Tuesday 10 February 2026 3:59

oh that poor kid. a homewrecker for a mother and a cheating deadbeat for a father... this poor kid's therapy bills are going to be astronomical.

angus 16

Tuesday 10 February 2026 4:06

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 10 February 2026 14:50

There is biblical verses about stoning a ***** though. Although they conveniently leave out the part of stoning the guy for his part as well.

JuneBleeds4 20

Tuesday 10 February 2026 7:16

"I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion." But adultery is fine? YDI and more.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 10 February 2026 12:46

Okay, you’ve screwed things up royally but now you need to focus on your baby. Time to lawyer up and sue him for child support.

DLBL 20

Tuesday 10 February 2026 22:17

Adoption is an option. Maybe a good one for this gal.

copalolita 14

Tuesday 10 February 2026 23:47

GIRL YOU’RE A CATHOLIC AND DONT DO ABORTIONS YET YOU PARTICIPATED IN AN EXTRA MARITAL AFFAIR????? Loooooooooool Also, don’t believe a guy who says they’ll leave their wife/girlfriend for you. He’s using you as a placeholder. Have more respect for yourself and don’t go after someone else’s leftovers.